Want to Lose Weight? Recipe, Have More Sex 59

Recently, I attended a workshop at an Ashram close to Mumbai. I spent 3 days at the Ashram and learnt quite a few things. There were many foreigners also at the ashram and all seemed to be greatly impressed by the knowledge and wisdom imparted by the head of the ashram, a man named swami Permanadan.

In one of his discourses the swami said that weight gain and obesity is a big issue in the modern world. He advocated a revolutionary method to reduce weight and flab. What was it? The swami recommended maximum sexual unions for a reduction in weight. To say the least, I was surprised, but on deeper reflection I found the swami’s recipe quite plausible.

The Swami advocated two things:

a) Regular sex with partners who were younger in age

b) Sex to be prolonged as per the Tantra and with maximum indulgence and action.

I consulted a doctor who mentioned that sex does burn energy and the swami was thus bang on target in his suggestion. As per him a lot of sex will help burn energy and improve the blood circulation. It will also tone up the body and give an impetus to man to remain fit. As such exercise would be a natural corollary. Most of the audience lapped up the suggestions of the swami.

The swami also advocated diet control and eating a diet of nuts like almonds and dates with warm milk. He wanted the participants to give up all forms of meats and alcohol. The swami wished for sex with a variety of partners so that the novelty does not wear off. He however was against any form of group sex.

All this does sound weird, but then the holy men of India always have out of box solutions for everything. I wonder how correct he is. I hope to try the swami’s recipe for a couple of months to see if I can reduce my weight.